Saturday, November 19, 2005

 

Back By Popular Demand

Well it's been over a month since my last post!! It's not that I'm lazy.......okay yeah it's cuz I'm lazy! I'm a lazy, queue dodging, housework evading SOB! Makes me wonder if there's any self help books to stop being lazy? But then how would a lazy person know since they wouldn't bother to find out?

I read somewhere that laziness is the habit of resting before one becomes tired. If this is the case then I say rest on! Sleep on, you lazy diamond!

Friday, September 30, 2005

 

Wazzup

FARGIN ICEHOLES!!!!

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

 

Ain't Life Grand?

Check out this new 2006, fuel efficient mobile home made by some company and ridden by some dude that I cannot name.


Monday, September 19, 2005

 

This is Not a Post

I'm sitting here in my dungeon/office getting ready for work, anxiety/anger level is rising. If I didn't have a mortgage and bills to pay I would call in sick everyday until I die or until they fired me whichever comes first. I think my new intro on the phones is going to be "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore". I think if I yell this really loudly at the customers who call in it will serverly cut down on the number of irates that we get. Hi ho hi ho off to work I go........




Thursday, September 08, 2005

 

Canada's Most Wanted

If you see this bastage call 912, that's quicker than 911!


Dirty Dan Wanted for Buggery
Dead or Alive!

Thursday, August 25, 2005

 

Rock Till You Drag and Drop

Did you know that you can drag and drop a picture from one browser to another? Just click and hold the pic you want and drag it to the task bar until it switches to the other browser and when it comes into focus you can drop it into your post if you want. Here's one I did:
Google

Now Get the Fuck Off My Blog!!!

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

 

Ribfest Part Deux

Went to Montana's Roadhouse on Sunday for "All You Can Eat" ribs and man was it ever good. I had like 3 racks and could just hear them killing the pigs and putting the sauce on with their gigantic mops. They kinda look like this and they made for good eating. I stuck with the Side Ribs and the Cajun Sauce. I really can't wait to go back and hopefully bring some members of my Telemarketing PosseĀ©. By the way, this isn't a review or anything and if you think it is then get the fuck off my blog.

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